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What I'm Learning From Quitting Social Media

I was lying on my bed one night feeling very fatigued. My head was aching, my back was in pain and my eyes were tired. I had spent all day on Instagram and Facebook and looking out for notifications from WhatsApp. Three weeks before this day, Someone had sent me my picture that had been posted on a famous Facebook group so I was curious to read the comments and to know why my picture was there (๐Ÿ˜‚aki I was excited lol...cheap thrills). 
          The group membership is closed, so I sent a request to join and unknown to me that was the beginning of very late nights and tired mornings. I did find my picture but it was just someone who wanted to know where they could get their hair done like mine (๐Ÿ˜‚which is literally just visitingthe barber). The Facebook group is an arena for all sorts of gossip and stories with a whooping 300,000 membership count (I know you've already filled the blanks๐Ÿ˜). I remember reading the stories there and getting shocked to my stomach because t…

How to grow closer to God

Stay Woke or get Played!

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe๐Ÿ’ƒ Up and About and Round they go๐Ÿ’ƒ Yappity yap they have a go๐Ÿ’ƒ At the tree they were told to let go๐Ÿ’ƒ Now they have no place to go๐Ÿ’ƒ Eeny, meeny, miny, moe!๐Ÿ’ƒ           Honey, I can rhyme! ๐Ÿ˜Ž Say whaaat? I'm already thinking about launching my rap career because I changed the words of a nursery rhyme๐Ÿ˜„. I could go platinum with this ( Bigger than Cardi B๐Ÿ™Š ). Maybe I overthink everything(Which I do๐Ÿ˜).  Back to earth now. So Up and about Adam and Eve go. Naked. Un-ashamed. Just flaunting what God gave them and since they didn't have any human friends they probably had this dance parties with the wild animals๐Ÿ’ƒ. Some really wild parties (Don't let this pun pass you by๐Ÿ˜‰). Don't ask me about the music๐Ÿ˜„. If you've watched Penguins of Madagascar, then the parties King Julian has are the only thing that comes to mind๐Ÿ˜ง. Who gives King Julian references and quotes nursery rhymes on a deep post?๐Ÿ˜ฆ (Only you weirdo...not you reading this..me writing this…